Old Asian lady to black man, in thick accent: You stay back! (clutches her purse)
(white girl watching shakes head, laughs in disbelief) Black man: Oh, like you know what’s up, white girl. White girl: Oh, I’m Jewish. She probably hates me, too. (pause, then sadly) Now the whole train probably hates me.
“Old man #1, yelling at unstopping cabs: Hey! Hey! Come on! Old man #2, with cane, hobbles over: No, no! You’ve gotta use your cane. Like this! (sticks his cane out into the street, a cab stops) Old man #1: Hey! Next time, I’m bringing my cane! Old man #2, hobbling away: You’re welcome.